Friday, July 17, 2009

What if Snow White Part II


So what if the hunter that had actually killed Snow White as the evil Queen ordered and brought back her heart in a box?

Result: well the hunter being the skilled woodsman and hunter that he was deemed to be, was a good friend of Snow White, since she felt at ease with him and picked flowers, assuming he would protect her. So frankly, the hunter was facing big family issues here. He was a great friend of the king (who died of apple allergies, theoretically), and due to his sudden demise, vowed to protect his child. But anyways....let's say he lets his brutish ways get to him and he kills Snow White. The oozing gushes of blood from his hunter knife seem no different to him if he were slaughtering deer. He then proceeds to cut out her heart. Now assuming he cuts in the certain areas, there will be issues. Many back then have concluded the heart was in the left side of the being...so of course he would be carving down the left of her cleavage to get to it...but to no avail....its not there...."damn" thinks he....his eyes widen as he realizes...."blimey, she has no heart!"
and then proceeds to scream and run around frantically because obviously he cannot produce a heart that the Queen described and will thus not be compensated for his work and thus bring food to the table for his family who long await his arrival and pride themselves on an honourable father. He is at issues with himself. He looks at the dead corpse and decides to try once more but in the center....

At last! He produces the heart and with his discovery gallops away to the castle, leaving the dead Snow White half-way out of a hole in a quickly and hastily dug up ditch....once he produces the box, he gets a hold of the nearby scientists of the area and discusses his new findings on the anatomy of the body, indicating the heart is indeed located on the left side. and thus, history was made!

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