Friday, July 17, 2009

What if Snow White Part IV


So what if Prince Charming did not come along and lay the winning wake-up kiss to the seemingly dead Snow White?

Result: Well in the movie, at the very beginning when the princess of pale was washing the stairs or doing some random chore, she saw the prince and in total fright ran away into the castle peering through the window. The prince sees this as a total "gtfo" message and takes it, despite the fact she begins to creepily smile from her balcony. With this, the Prince learns to not be so creepy and pop up on lowly princesses in tatters and wooden clogs and learns to not bother the young lady any longer.
Which leaves us to Snow White laying in that casket for a really long time. With the dwarves crying because they lost a housekeeper and the animals mourning because now they cannot eat something that is encased within glass walls, the dead-like Snow White is forever in her casket. Yet, since she is merely sleeping, it would take the place of being frozen....except not.

The dwarves, although a tad upset that Snow White was dumb enough to let a really sketchy looking hag into their home and eating their products (the Queen in her salesmen disguise), hold onto the hope of having their maid wake up, but after some time, i would speculate a year or so, they would probably assume she is officially dead (and honestly, assuming she wakes up, she would be a vegetable and would be nothing but a detriment to their way of life)and be rid of her casket.

Now, they being christian men, the manner that she served them was nothing saintly...so instead of a proper burial, they dump the casket,body and all, down a deep ravine...the same one the evil apple salesmen witch fell down as well. Sleep tight or in peices!

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